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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Whether they're very hilarious, diabolically shit (and a lot will be), or somewhere in between, post your jokes here.
 

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A man was walking along the street when he slipped in a big pile of dog shit. A few moments later another man did the exact same thing. The first man said to him, "Heh, I just did that."

The second guy punched him in the face and called him a dirty, disgusting c***.
 

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I can re-post all my shit jokes again now without fear of people going back and finding them from 4 months earlier.
 

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I made this one up.

What do you call a Jewish body builder that's in the aristocracy?

Muscle-Toff
 

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I thought I heard the ghost of Robin Gibb singing in my herb garden last night.

It wasn't him though. It was just the chives talking.
 

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Red it's a joke. As this thread suggests.

I'll delete it if you find it that inappropriate.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
It's not only inappropriate it contravenes the forum rules.
 

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I've deleted it. I apologise.
 

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No worries BB - a joke is a joke which is the tone you meant it in - however, can you please keep racism/homophobia/religious stuff off the forum. Cheers1
 

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Blue Bee's already done something stupid....
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
I'll delete my quote of it too BB.
 

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Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Another offensive joke. How do you think that makes bikes feel?

;)

I like that one BB
 

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These bike puns need to be retired.
 
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You guys just won't stop peddling them out, wheel you?
 

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This is just a vicious cycle of puns now.

(Can we rename this the bike pun thread and make a new joke thread?)
 

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