1FF Wars

[Leewilson]

Typical, 3 days of doing nothing over half term and Oaf has barely been online. Watch this crank up massively when I'm busy at work.

 

[SUTSS]

Is it time to phone the police and report Oaf missing?

 

[HarvSFC]

He's at a cinema in Plymouth watching Deadpool.

 

[last request]

 

[Spirederman]

Hahaha, so OF COURSE no one saw what I posted in here by mistake. It was only up for like 20 seconds, no one was in the thread.

MOD powers being abused??? Hhhmmmm

 

[Munkiki]

Hahaha, so OF COURSE no one saw what I posted in here by mistake. It was only up for like 20 seconds, no one was in the thread.

MOD powers being abused??? Hhhmmmm

Don't think so. I deleted it permanently as soon as I saw it and no other mod was in the thread between you posting it, deleting it and me perm deleting it afaik.

 

[Spirederman]

Don't think so. I deleted it permanently as soon as I saw it and no other mod was in the thread between you posting it, deleting it and me perm deleting it afaik.

Okay mate, that's good enough for me.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Hahaha, so OF COURSE no one saw what I posted in here by mistake. It was only up for like 20 seconds, no one was in the thread.

MOD powers being abused??? Hhhmmmm

Don't let paranoia get the better of you.

 

[HarvSFC]

It's Stay Puft, Spired. He was crap last time.

How wrong was this guy.

 

[Spirederman]

How wrong was this guy.

Hahaha. He was an absolute spanner last time to be fair Harvs.

 

[Rammy]

 

[MagpieBee]

Puff needs to die.

 

[Rammy]

 

[Munkiki]

Live footage from GNC

 

[last request]

We actually elected to purchase Stay Puft over GORDON FREEMAN (massive fighter in TFF Wars) in the first set of offers. That's the kind of calibre of decision that the SBF make on a regular basis. :hesk:

 

[Spirederman]

We actually elected to purchase Stay Puft over GORDON FREEMAN (massive fighter in TFF Wars) in the first set of offers. That's the kind of calibre of decision that the SBF make on a regular basis. :hesk:

We chose Beast over Gandalf. We're just toerags.

 

[SUTSS]

We chose Super Meat Boy over everyone.

 

[Oaf]

Yes, I am here. Results coming shortly, at last.

I should probably mention that I'm currently doing like 2/3 times as many hours in work now as I was doing during TFF Wars... so long spaces like this are, unfortunately, quite possible. Of course I'll always try to keep it going at a nice pace, but these delays are unavoidable at times.

But yeah, results coming once I've had a look at the forum and stuffs. There's a "type your username with your eyes closed" thread that sounds EPIC that I have to check out first.

 

[SUTSS]

Quit your job

 

[Oaf]

Jurassic Park
Trick or Treat
Lightweight
Mewtwo [10BR 2HP 1D6] (SBF) goes uncontested!

Mewtwo gets a...

Spoiler

TREAT! He gains 1BR and 1HP!

Wonderland
Lightweight
Ellen Ripley [7BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) vs Super Meat Boy [3BR 9999HP 1D4] (STAG)

Meat Boy tries, bless 'em, but it isn't long before he gets blown out of an airlock (that's right Wonderland has airlocks STFU) by Ripley. Meat boy loses another life....

Quahog
Middleweight
Liquid Snake [14BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) vs Mario [15BR 2HP 1D6] (3CC)

This one was CLOSE... as you'd expect with just the 1BR difference between them. However, Mario was able to make it count, in a very important win for 3CC that just about saves them from the brink of elimination... for now.

Mt Olympus
Middleweight
Uncontested. BOO.

Jakku
Faction Battle
Heavyweight
Goomba [2BR 3HP 1D4] (SBF) uncontested

SBF may be offered a character from a faction of their choosing!

Metropolis - Normandy Beach
Dual Location
Heavyweight
Nathan Drake [15BR 2HP 1D6] (T6) vs Crash Bandicoot [12BR 3HP 1D6] (STAG)

Two Sony mascots head to head here, defending two places. And it's gonna hurt them both. Crash Bandicoots spinning attacks aren't quite enough to topple Nate, who manages to blow the Bandicoot away with an RPG. Crash tries to use his AKU AKU to save himself...

Spoiler

But it fails on this occasion. Stupid mask.

South Park
Bonus: Winner receives a random member of a faction of their choice FOR FREE!
Bowser [15BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Trevor Philips [16BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Captain America [16BR 3HP 1D8] (STAG)

Wow, now this is a proper heavyweight battle! With a HUGE prize on the line of a free character...

Trevor seems way too fucking OP here to be hanging with these guys, but that's what a fire mushroom will do to you. He spouts some fireballs at Bowser, but Bowser is used to that shit so he dodges them. Trevor starts swearing at him like a trooper, which gets Captain America all riled up as he starts moaning about his language and twats him over the head with his shield. He then delivers a big roundhouse kick which sends him reeling toward Bowser... who breathes fire all over him, burning Trevor alive. Trevor is out!

It's down to a one on one. Cap throws his shield at Bowser, but Bowser reponds by getting into his shell and doing an annoying spinning attack toward Cap. Cap just about dodges it and tries to counter with another big flippy kick thing, but Bowser manages to get out another quick fire breath and roast Captain America. Bowser bringing up the goods for SBF once again...

They may choose yet another faction... and get a member from it for the great price of FREE!

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC
Trevor Philips loses 1HP!

3CC
Mario gains 1BR!
Gain Quahog!
Gain 250l!

3DD
Gain Wonderland!
Ellen Ripley gains 1BR!
Gain 100k!
Liquid Snake loses 1HP!
Lose Quahog!

STAG
Meatboy loses 1HP!
Crash Bandicoot loses 1HP!
Lose Normandy Beach!
Captain America loses 1HP!

SBF
Gain Jurassic Park!
Mewtwo gains +1BR and +1HP!
Gain 150k!
Gain another 150k!
Can choose a faction and be offered somebody from it!
Bowser Gains 1BR!
Bowser's henchman gains 1 win!
Gain South Park!
Can choose a faction and be given somebody from it FOR FREE!
Gain another 400k!

T6
Nathan Drake loses 1hp for capturing Normandy Beach!
Nathan Drake gains 1BR!
Gain Normandy Beach!
Gain 400k!

SBF seem to be the clear winners coming out of this week, 3 wins (even if two were uncontested) and they've got a fair few prizes for their wins as well, one of which is no less than a free character! If they get lucky with that, they may well have just hit the jackpot!

 

[Leewilson]

Fair play SBF, made an excellent start to the game

 

[Oaf]

OP is now updated.

SBF are looking very well off right now. Over 1M in the bank, making 250k per week for their territories (that's like winning a MW fight each week for free!) and a very healthy looking roster that's just about to get added to with a new free character.

Stagnificent are actually looking a bit troubled right now, with just 195k in the bank and 95k a week on wages. It was a very unfortunate week for them, losing all three of their fights... it's not beyond saving with a bit of luck.

 

[SUTSS]

You're deliberately fixing this fights against us. I'm sick of this bias.

 

[last request]

OP is now updated.

SBF are looking very well off right now. Over 1M in the bank, making 250k per week for their territories (that's like winning a MW fight each week for free!) and a very healthy looking roster that's just about to get added to with a new free character.

Stagnificent are actually looking a bit troubled right now, with just 195k in the bank and 95k a week on wages. It was a very unfortunate week for them, losing all three of their fights... it's not beyond saving with a bit of luck.

You haven't given us the Jakku territory. Add another one to the farce count.

 

[last request]

What an absolute SBF stalwart Bowser is. Remember him lasting for ages in TFF Wars and also picked up a draw against the odds (vs Link) in his first match last time.

Also notice how 3CC's fortunes have changed as soon as a certain Halifax member of staff joined their roster.

 

[Techno Natch]

Ffs.

 

[Oaf]

You haven't given us the Jakku territory. Add another one to the farce count.

Good spot! Fixed, and added the additional 50k.

Also, Elsa gets 1BR from Xaviers School.

 

[TomPNE94]

Thank fucking fuck for that.

 

[Stagat]

Gonna take an almighty collapse for SBF not to win this from here.