2019/20 shan off the gaffa race

[Minstermen central]

Anti football bees

Least you can have Barnet legend back Sam Muggleton.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Least you can have Barnet legend back Sam Muggleton.

Nah. He is about to sign for Alfreton

 

[rudebwoyben]

Bees and Flowers go together!

 

[B2TF]

Since he's never played for or managed The Shaymen, I've never heard of him. Who is he?

 

[The_Boss]

Is now finally going to be the time when John Askey gets his dream job at Wrexham?

 

[EnglishRed]

Is now finally going to be the time when John Askey gets his dream job at Wrexham?

We will never give him the job. NEVER!!

 

[The_Boss]

We will never give him the job. NEVER!!

No matter how flattered he is by the interest?!

 

[Master D]

He’s definitely flattered to be linked. This is only the 300th time we should be employing him. Maybe we will now think we can attract better.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Kevin Watson is the new manager at Billericay Town

 

[Master D]

Danny Cowley making a rare TV appearance on Football Focus.

 

[Luke Imp]

Danny Cowley making a rare TV appearance on Football Focus.

The lesser spotted Nicky Cowley on Sky duty at the same time doing our game!

 

[Luke Imp]

Stockport sack Gannon due to issues around the culture of the club, not results.

 

[SuperHans]

Blimey

 

[Stocky]

Obviously a massive surprise. Sounds like something behind the scenes.

New man will need to hit the ground running or the fans will have knives out and sharpened.

 

[ForzaCounty]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Just when things start looking sensible this bollocks happens, AGAIN. Stockport fucking County. Can't have anything nice. Let's go back to sacking a manager every year, getting relegated every second year, changing owner every third year and Gannon having to come back and rescue us every fourth year. Hey, maybe this time it'll be different? Fourth time's the charm, right? Fuck off. Bag of fucking shite.

 

[John Still]

Wow, this could be monumental cock up.

 

[Master D]

Pressure was on from day 1 this season.

 

[ForzaCounty]

If Stott appoints his mate Jansen I'll burn down the fucking main stand. Fucking stupid load of bollocks this.

 

[Stocky]

Pressure was on from day 1 this season.

The pressure on the new man* will be double from the fans though. Jim is a bona fide club legend.

*- or men if the rumours are to be believed.

 

[DarkSithLord]

If Stott appoints his mate Jansen I'll burn down the fucking main stand. Fucking stupid load of bollocks this.

I take it your not happy mate?

 

[ForzaCounty]

I take it your not happy mate?

TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OF THIS SHITE MATE. The pattern is going to repeat again like it always does. Except when it does again I won't be putting up with it, I don't have the heart or patience any more.

 

[B2TF]

Oh dear. "Not about results, it's about the culture", what on Earth can that mean....... kinda sounds like, "we were waiting for him to lose a few so we could sack him but he wasn't playing ball and this is the best we could come up with, sorry". Any chance we can have Bell back, now?

 

[Prodigal]

If Stott appoints his mate Jansen I'll burn down the fucking main stand. Fucking stupid load of bollocks this.

Get the petrol and matches ready, was always on the cards as soon as Jansen link up was announced. Very very bad decision.

 

[Stocky]

I'd be stunned if it was Jansen.

Our owner is very ambitious. I'm not in favour of this decision by any means but I imagine it'll be someone with a decent CV tbh.

 

[B2TF]

TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OF THIS SHITE MATE. The pattern is going to repeat again like it always does. Except when it does again I won't be putting up with it, I don't have the heart or patience any more.

Look, let me explain it to you again. You, us, Wrexham, York, Darlington, Hartlepool, Chester, Torquay, Aldershot, Southport, we're all here for the same reason we kept each other company at the bottom of the Football League over the decades. We're SHIT. It's in our DNA. If fate won't fuck things up for us, we'll bloody well do it to ourselves. We didn't all spend the last 100 years blowing our own feet off every 2 years only to become somebody else in the 21st Century, did we? Calm down, take a bit of time to reflect and you'll know I'm right.

 

[ForzaCounty]

*- or men if the rumours are to be believed.

Oh yeah, the Cowleys, they did a great job with Lincoln.

I remember Sammy Mac did a great job with Macclesfield.

I remember Chris Turner did a great job with Hartlepool.

I remember Neil Young did a great job with Chester.

Nah, I'm sure everything'll turn out fine this time JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING TIME

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Get the petrol and matches ready, was always on the cards as soon as Jansen link up was announced. Very very bad decision.

I can guarantee it won’t be him.

 

[Kenneth Dodd]

Look, let me explain it to you again. You, us, Wrexham, York, Darlington, Hartlepool, Chester, Torquay, Aldershot, Southport, we're all here for the same reason we kept each other company at the bottom of the Football League over the decades. We're SHIT. It's in our DNA. If fate won't fuck things up for us, we'll bloody well do it to ourselves. We didn't all spend the last 100 years blowing our own feet off every 2 years only to become somebody else in the 21st Century, did we? Calm down, take a bit of time to reflect and you'll know I'm right.

Ha ha love it if you got awards for fucking up we would need a massive trophy room

 

[Blue Lion]

Got to be Askey!

 

[Ellis]

Embarrassing.