American Football

[.V.]

How bad was that play for the Dolphins.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Miami with the Keystone Kops routine. Outstanding.

 

[Bobbin']

Buffalo tho

 

[Craig]

When do we start calling him Johnny Comedy?

 

[Anon]

All you need is CLAY.

 

[RavenBish]

Strapping myself in for the ANDY DALTON ROLLERCOASTER.

 

[Anon]

Carroll needs to realise he's not playing the Packers every week.

 

[Kim Mitten]

How bout that for a first carry in the big leagues, hope Abdullah can keep it up.

Bears looked more competent than last season, but not much, routine win for the Packers.

 

[Renegade]

Mariota first drive - TD.

Winston first pass - pick six.

Uh-oh.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Don't worry Jameis, we'll all be chuckling when they show that at your Canton induction ceremony.

 

[RavenBish]

7-0 and Dalton did fuck all. I wish it were like this every week.

 

[Craig]

Chargers getting smashed, was expecting a much tighter game there. Just need the Ravens to start up and it's looking rosy in the West.

 

[.V.]

How bad does the turf in Arizona look.

 

[RavenBish]

This is dull as fuck. Game's over. Oakland are crap for another year, let's move on to week 2 and save us all another 90 minutes.

 

[Renegade]

Mariota has been pretty special so far. Apart from one play near his goal line, he's been very composed, made the right decisions and some great throws. Winston is running more than him too...

 

[Renegade]

This is dull as fuck. Game's over. Oakland are crap for another year, let's move on to week 2 and save us all another 90 minutes.

More Jeremy Hill points pls.

 

[Craig]

Yeah, Bengals D shut out please, TIA.

 

[RavenBish]

Who has been talking up Eifert for 2 years saying he's the missing piece?

THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.

We just need him to stay healthy. He's looking cool as fuck with the JJ Watt elbow brace too - a total hunk, our Tyler. Tight Ends are the most handsome position in the NFL if you ask me.

 

[Craig]

 

[kieran_vale]

I know I like to rag on five-head a bit but seriously he should really call it a day at the end of the season. Sadly Father Time has caught up with him

 

[Craig]

Guaranteed to turn the clock back a decade on Thursday night.

 

[Renegade]

The Bucs are going to be picking #1 again. Their offensive line, defence and rookie quarterback have been comical. Winston sacked two plays in a row, the second one he tripped over himself.

 

[RavenBish]

They'll have some stiff competition from Oakland and Jacksonville

 

[Craig]

Someone say Eifert?

 

[RavenBish]

Oh boy, this is a good ol' fashioned beatdown

 

[Anon]

Bears looked more competent than last season, but not much, routine win for the Packers.

Yeah I thought the Bears were alright. Lacking playmakers on offense bar Forte but all things considered they looked competent.

Didn't think it was routine though, Forte gashed us and ST wasn't great either, our two biggest issues from 2014. Was great to see James Jones not skip a beat, but there's massive room for improvement.

 

[Camborne Gills]

I hope the 'Fins don't have to rely on 69 yard punt returns every week.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Absurd. Never in doubt. I'll take it. Etc.

Fingers crossed for happy news on the morrow re: Dez and Gregory.

 

[Kim Mitten]

Chargers deserved the win. The great start and the close scoreline hid the actual game. Exactly the same issues as last season. O-Line looked better, run D was just as good as last season, just a shame the offense can't help out the D by staying out on the field. The play calling was once again baffling, especially with how good Abduallah ran the ball and Stafford does not look 100%, or even near it. The D made all the plays but they can't be expected to just keep making play after play for the entire game, just like last season the O need to step up, but like last season rather than the players I think most of this falls on the coaches.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

4-6 weeks for Dez. Fark.