The First Ever Official ‘GOING FOR IT’ Thread

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I couldn’t get to a chippy and ask for a chip tea cake, i couldn’t keep a straight face!
 

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When someone asks for corn on the cob in nottinghamshire :lol:
 

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I couldn’t get to a chippy and ask for a chip tea cake, i couldn’t keep a straight face!

Let's not be silly. It's a chip butty. And by default it comes in a teacake. Simple.
 

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So what are actual teacakes called in Bradford?
A tea cake is called a tea cake, a tea cake with currants in is called a currant tea cake.

Genuinely this L2 forum is the solitary good thing about being in the basement division, some really good and funny folk about even if you all know nothing about what bread is called.
 

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A tea cake is called a tea cake, a tea cake with currants in is called a currant tea cake.

Genuinely this L2 forum is the solitary good thing about being in the basement division, some really good and funny folk about even if you all know nothing about what bread is called.

Well it’s much more fun talking about cobs than who’s going to outdo each other in football hah
 

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Who has access to lardy cakes? Originated in Wiltshire.
 

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This thread is reminding me of the Grimsby v Woking match thread from 2016 that descended into dozens of pages about random foods. :bg:
 

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A tea cake is called a tea cake, a tea cake with currants in is called a currant tea cake.

Genuinely this L2 forum is the solitary good thing about being in the basement division, some really good and funny folk about even if you all know nothing about what bread is called.
But neither of the two are cakes.

I imagine it causes equal confusion when Northerners come down here and order a sausage roll but instead end up with a sausage roll (sausage teacake if you will).
 

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Ah, but when you have pies do you have mash, liquor and a side of jellied eels?
Food of the gods.
 

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But neither of the two are cakes.

I imagine it causes equal confusion when Northerners come down here and order a sausage roll but instead end up with a sausage roll (sausage teacake if you will).
I order a sausage butty....never ever have I called a sausage sarnie a sausage roll.

As for teacakes they have currants in them, the round thingies of bread are called breadcakes.

Oh and a fishcake isn't those god awful rissole things you southerners try to pass off. It is one of thse
yorkshire-fish-cake.jpg



The end.
 

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This discussion always reminds me of these 1FF threads back in the day :lol: :


 

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Large baps are my favourite.
See, I used to like large ones the best but I found that as I got older the larger ones that crossed my path tended to be less firm than the smaller baps which I just enjoyed a bit more to be honest.
This thread is reminding me of the Grimsby v Woking match thread from 2016 that descended into dozens of pages about random foods. :bg:
Even Garry Hill liked that thread.
 

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QUOTE="Son of Cod, post: 1188967, member: 243"]
Can't even have a sensible discussion about bread without Bradford trying to wind everyone wind up. :lol:
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Plain teacake and currant teacakes, simple as that mate
 

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There’s a debate to be had? You eat it with Haddock not cod, debate over.

Well there was that. But also do you eat it with a fork or your fingers. Or with salt and vinegar, gravy, curry sauce, mushy peas etc etc.

Seems fairly uncontroversial but some odd and deeply held opinions out there if memory serves.
 

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Found that one I was talking about from 2016, a 2 game match thread descended into 14 pages about food. :bg:

 

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Found that one I was talking about from 2016, a 2 game match thread descended into 14 pages about food. :bg:

One for the ages.

The Non League forum has always been the saving grace to being in that shit league. Some brilliant people..... also a load of massive weirdos.
 

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See, I used to like large ones the best but I found that as I got older the larger ones that crossed my path tended to be less firm than the smaller baps which I just enjoyed a bit more to be honest.

Even Garry Hill liked that thread.
Small baps with a large currant - or even better, glacé cherry - are more than acceptable.
 

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I am getting real earache from the wife because I call the cup cakes she bakes, buns.
 

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