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Do you just liking voting in polls?

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Cardsfan

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i genuinely don't understand how anyone would take anything seriously that people have just said in the last 15 posts. Nobody has voted for Cards.
Good good.
 

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i genuinely don't understand how anyone would take anything seriously that people have just said in the last 15 posts.I don't know why they'd deny it he's an Übercünt of the highest order. I suspect near enough everybody will have voted for Cards.
Well I certainly didn't.

I'm appalled at the tone of the above post.

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Poor Pards, man of the people. Show him your respect. He's had to earn it the hard way.
 

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His views on politics are ignorant
His vision of football runs counter to everything I believe in and his politics are pretty unsavoury.
humourless bot, closet racist and most likely to shoot up a school IMO

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Ebeneezer Goode (10+9+8+6+5+1+1)

Without a doubt my favourite reasoning behind a vote, that last one. That's right folks, it's Ebeneezer Goode in 9th place.

Everyone's favourite devil's advocate, Ebeneezer has an opinion on just about everything. Ranging from England's youth ranks to American policing, you can pretty much always rely on good old EG to enter with an opinion contrary to the common consensus. I assume he's been hanging around with Red recently for example, what with claiming that a racist sex tape was a victimless crime.

That's not even the most offensive thing about Ebeneezer, however. The fact that he claims to support no club is a bannable imvho. I know full well I'm a fucking shite Mansfield/Liverpool fan, but come on now.

But Ebeneezer being around does have its positives. Without him, who would populate the 'Random Picture Thread' thread, or the 'You Laugh, You Lose 2' thread? Who would devoutly ensure the 'Transfer Rumours' and 'Confirmed Transfers' threads were populated? Where would we get our fill of scantily clad skinny blonde ladies? He may be a horrible prick, but he has a purpose.
Ratio: 0.36. I'm still creasing at 'most likely to shoot up a school imo' tbh.
 

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Tis a great reason IMO.

Kudos to whoever wrote it.

Myself I find EG's posts in the main, pretty inoffensive, as I do with my fellow Spireite, Red's.
 

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Definitely the best reason so far. Who wrote that?

i genuinely don't understand how anyone would take anything seriously that people have just said in the last 15 posts. Nobody has voted for Veggie.
Me neither, I certainly wasn't taking it seriously.
 

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If Veggie Legs shot up a school there'd still be people on here defending him.
 

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It was that man Satch.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
9th place (40 points, 7 lists)

His views on politics are ignorant
His vision of football runs counter to everything I believe in and his politics are pretty unsavoury.
humourless bot, closet racist and most likely to shoot up a school IMO

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Ebeneezer Goode (10+9+8+6+5+1+1)

Without a doubt my favourite reasoning behind a vote, that last one. That's right folks, it's Ebeneezer Goode in 9th place.

Everyone's favourite devil's advocate, Ebeneezer has an opinion on just about everything. Ranging from England's youth ranks to American policing, you can pretty much always rely on good old EG to enter with an opinion contrary to the common consensus. I assume he's been hanging around with Red recently for example, what with claiming that a racist sex tape was a victimless crime.

That's not even the most offensive thing about Ebeneezer, however. The fact that he claims to support no club is a bannable imvho. I know full well I'm a fucking shite Mansfield/Liverpool fan, but come on now.

But Ebeneezer being around does have its positives. Without him, who would populate the 'Random Picture Thread' thread, or the 'You Laugh, You Lose 2' thread? Who would devoutly ensure the 'Transfer Rumours' and 'Confirmed Transfers' threads were populated? Where would we get our fill of scantily clad skinny blonde ladies? He may be a horrible prick, but he has a purpose.
Ratio: 0.36. I'm still creasing at 'most likely to shoot up a school imo' tbh.
Lol. Humourless bot, closet racist. I didn't vote for you eg. I didn't vote at all
 
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Perhaps it's dumb of me to take any of this too seriously, but I don't like the suggestion that Ebbe is playing devil's advocate or is being deliberately contrary.

In political debate, at least, he works from a viewpoint (mostly classical liberal, but heavily seasoned with secular humanism and some good old fashioned pessimism) that isn't fashionable and isn't shared by many here, which is why he ends up in about 1,001 arguments a day. But given that he applies those principles pretty consistently, explains his opinions better than most and has wasted God knows how many hours of his life trying to argue ideas with cretins who just want to call him names, the idea that he's some kind of WUM seems off to me.

It says a lot more (and none of it good) about the people who make that assumption than it does about him.
 

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Perhaps it's dumb of me to take any of this too seriously, but I don't like the suggestion that Ebbe is playing devil's advocate or is being deliberately contrary.

In political debate, at least, he works from a viewpoint (mostly classical liberal, but heavily seasoned with secular humanism and some good old fashioned pessimism) that isn't fashionable and isn't shared by many here, which is why he ends up in about 1,001 arguments a day. But given that he applies those principles pretty consistently, explains his opinions better than most and has wasted God knows how many hours of his life trying to argue ideas with cretins who just want to call him names, the idea that he's some kind of WUM seems off to me.

It says a lot more (and none of it good) about the people who make that assumption than it does about him.
Veggie Legs is a c*** though.
 

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In a nutshell he's not left and gets stick from those who are.
 

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He is pretty left on a lot of issues though.

I dont totally disagree with him on a lot of things and when i wrote that red lacks the intelligence to know when he was beaten it was,his debates with eg I had in mind.

All that said he still strays too close to being an outright racist imo. Not against all colours and creed but i can only assume from his postings that a large muslim population upsets him simply for that reason alone.

Also his views on EPP show him up as a c***
 
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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Perhaps it's dumb of me to take any of this too seriously, but I don't like the suggestion that Ebbe is playing devil's advocate or is being deliberately contrary.

In political debate, at least, he works from a viewpoint (mostly classical liberal, but heavily seasoned with secular humanism and some good old fashioned pessimism) that isn't fashionable and isn't shared by many here, which is why he ends up in about 1,001 arguments a day. But given that he applies those principles pretty consistently, explains his opinions better than most and has wasted God knows how many hours of his life trying to argue ideas with cretins who just want to call him names, the idea that he's some kind of WUM seems off to me.

It says a lot more (and none of it good) about the people who make that assumption than it does about him.
Yes, taking it too seriously CS
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
He is pretty left on a lot of issues though.

I dont totally disagree with him on a lot of things and when i wrote that red lacks the intelligence to know when he was beaten it was,his debates with eg I had in mind.

All that said he still strays too close to being an outright racist imo. Not against all colours and creed but i can only assume from his postings that a large muslim population upsets him simply for that reason alone.

Also his views on EPP show him up as a c***
Where has EG written anything racist? He hasn't. I don't think it's a matter of dispute that he doesn't like Muslims. You're lacking the intelligence to make the simple distinction between race and religion
 

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Where has EG written anything racist? He hasn't. I don't think it's a matter of dispute that he doesn't like Muslims. You're lacking the intelligence to make the simple distinction between race and religion
The fact he would give a job to a less qualified white english man over an immigrant.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
The fact he would give a job to a less qualified to white english man over an immigrant.
That immigrant might be white though. If he said a black immigrant fair enough. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying I don't think he's a racist because I do. I just think he's very clever at stopping short of being openly racist.
 

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That immigrant might be white though. If he said a black immigrant fair enough. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying I don't think he's a racist because I do. I just think he's very clever at stopping short of being openly racist.

Red not only endorses rape in prison, he also endorses being racist if you're clever about it.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
That's not something I would endorse.

Edit : But why not add it to my increasing lists of sins.....that I will always deny :lac:
 
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That's not something I would endorse.

How are we supposed to believe a man voted one of the top 15 biggest mugs on the forum?

I kid, I kid. I'm still distraught that you managed to beat me out to best newcomer on TFF years ago when I had a higher rep until....wait a second. I'm on to you, Red.
 
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How are we supposed to believe a man voted one of the top 15 biggest mugs on the forum?

I kid, I kid. I'm still distraught that you managed to beat me out to best newcomer on TFF years ago when I had a higher rep until....wait a second. I'm on to you, Red.

Gah! thespus has rumbled me. The real reason I brought down the rep system is out. :eek::eek:.

I might have beaten you as the newcomer but you're clearly held in higher esteem by our contemporaries.
 

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Funny c***, doesn't have a huge member.
For having the sheer audacity to create a c*** list and being all protective over his Mum
Love you Steads, but happy to provide you with a point as you revel in being a c***, even though I don't think you are.
Creating this list. He will be causing misery to the many voted a c***. Also failed to show up to the first Survivor challenge, letting the team down then voted me off calling me an untrustworthy c***. Editing the conversations in Survivor and making it look like me. 100% c***.

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Steady (10+8+8+7+5+3+1)

What the fuck guys?​

Ratio: 1.59. You know why your girl loves giving me fellatio? Boy, it's 'cause my ratio.
 

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