The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

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"Love you Steads, but happy to provide you with a point as you revel in being a c***, even though I don't think you are."

Was this Spired's reason?
 

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Funny c***, doesn't have a huge member.
For having the sheer audacity to create a c*** list and being all protective over his Mum
Love you Steads, but happy to provide you with a point as you revel in being a c***, even though I don't think you are.
Creating this list. He will be causing misery to the many voted a c***. Also failed to show up to the first Survivor challenge, letting the team down then voted me off calling me an untrustworthy c***. Editing the conversations in Survivor and making it look like me. 100% c***.


Steady (10+8+8+7+5+3+1)

What the fuck guys?​

Ratio: 1.59. You know why your girl loves giving me fellatio? Boy, it's 'cause my ratio.


:emb::2thumb::brill:

The fact that you didn't even make the top 5 in a countdown where you literally begged people to vote for you! How Depressing :lol:

You should just try to be more a c***, it probably would have worked out better for you mate!
 

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"Love you Steads, but happy to provide you with a point as you revel in being a c***, even though I don't think you are."

Was this Spired's reason?

It certainly was.
:emb::2thumb::brill:

The fact that you didn't even make the top 5 in a countdown where you literally begged people to vote for you! How Depressing :lol:

You should just try to be more a c***, it probably would have worked out better for you mate!

I'm not a woman or a homosexual, why are you trying to belittle me?
 

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"Love you Steads, but happy to provide you with a point as you revel in being a c***, even though I don't think you are."

Was this Spired's reason?
Was it THAT obvious Ste???? :lol:
 

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No-one cares about your deadlift record. Prick.
Right arrogant, bellend. A constant WUM - and his inputs are always irritating and meaningless. Also - condones and jokes about woman beating. Scum.
Another one who thinks his views are gospel. Argues with anyone and everyone and boasted of his twitter porn escapades will his unwilling missus. Thinks he's fucking great because he goes to the gym and makes out he looks like Adonis. A fellow Spireite yes, nonetheless a c***.


Cashis (10+10+7+6+5+5+2)

I only ever actually encounter Cashis in the Game of Thrones thread, but this guy sounds absolutely amazing. 'Twitter porn escapades', 'condones and jokes about woman beating', 'deadlift record'. What's not to bloody love?!​

Ratio: 0.46. Ratio's not bad, either. I'll let the rest of you enlighten me as to why he's a mug.
 

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6th place (60 points, 11 lists)

As we can see, the top six were in a complete different field to the rest in this vote. A 15 points jump from 7th placed Cashis up to 6th place, while the previous high amount of lists (JoeJoeJoeJoe with 8) becomes 11. So who is it who narrowly misses out on a place in the top five?...

For supporting Woking.
The little googling shit.
Fellow Betsyan but a Prediction League c***. #CardsfanForExecution
I'm more cleverer than everyone. P.s. Did anyone see that attempted joke above me in the shoutbox? No one saw it, please go and look at it, it's funny, honestly. I also have fruit in sandwiches. Fuck off, mug.


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Kevin Betsy is a prick.

Oh yes, it's that boy Cardsfan who takes 6th place. Watching the votes roll in, I was devastated when Cards narrowly missed out on the Holy Grail. Just a 10 pointer and a six pointer was missing from his numerous nominations. I think the fact that he didn't finish top of a list does some Cardsfan up though. 'Irritant' is the (family friendly) word I'd use.

I find it a bit weird to be quite so critical of a 13-year-old on an internet forum, but it's to be expected when he acts so Cardsfanish. As aforementioned in the write-up for Tom, Cards is always just there. Be it in the shoutbox where he's either a) making shit jokes, b) Googling everything, c) cheating on Sporcle or d) being a non-league wanker, or whether he is simply being a nuisance in any thread across the forum, he's just there.

One of the main proponents of the new-age clique, Cards is a symbol of the changeover. For someone who wasn't even on TFF, he has carved out a role for himself on 1FF and, credit to him, is now one of the most influential posters around. Alongside Posh Hammer, his actions in the Top Posters thread were amongst the most sickening. That he finished 9th in that vote is the biggest indictment on the forum thus far.

He relentlessly corrects grammer and spelling as well, little Irish prick.​

Ratio: 0.28. Absolutely pathetic.
 

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"I'm more cleverer than everyone. P.s. Did anyone see that attempted joke above me in the shoutbox? No one saw it, please go and look at it, it's funny, honestly. I also have fruit in sandwiches. Fuck off, mug."

Whoever wrote that reasoning is great, it's so true :lol:
 

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That was brilliant.
 

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6th place (60 points, 11 lists)

As we can see, the top six were in a complete different field to the rest in this vote. A 15 points jump from 7th placed Cashis up to 6th place, while the previous high amount of lists (JoeJoeJoeJoe with 8) becomes 11. So who is it who narrowly misses out on a place in the top five?...

For supporting Woking.
The little googling shit.
Fellow Betsyan but a Prediction League c***. #CardsfanForExecution
I'm more cleverer than everyone. P.s. Did anyone see that attempted joke above me in the shoutbox? No one saw it, please go and look at it, it's funny, honestly. I also have fruit in sandwiches. Fuck off, mug.


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Kevin Betsy is a prick.

Oh yes, it's that boy Cardsfan who takes 6th place. Watching the votes roll in, I was devastated when Cards narrowly missed out on the Holy Grail. Just a 10 pointer and a six pointer was missing from his numerous nominations. I think the fact that he didn't finish top of a list does some Cardsfan up though. 'Irritant' is the (family friendly) word I'd use.

I find it a bit weird to be quite so critical of a 13-year-old on an internet forum, but it's to be expected when he acts so Cardsfanish. As aforementioned in the write-up for Tom, Cards is always just there. Be it in the shoutbox where he's either a) making shit jokes, b) Googling everything, c) cheating on Sporcle or d) being a non-league wanker, or whether he is simply being a nuisance in any thread across the forum, he's just there.

One of the main proponents of the new-age clique, Cards is a symbol of the changeover. For someone who wasn't even on TFF, he has carved out a role for himself on 1FF and, credit to him, is now one of the most influential posters around. Alongside Posh Hammer, his actions in the Top Posters thread were amongst the most sickening. That he finished 9th in that vote is the biggest indictment on the forum thus far.

He relentlessly corrects grammer and spelling as well, little Irish prick.​

Ratio: 0.28. Absolutely pathetic.
*grammar
 

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Gutted that we've only got five more of these write-ups to go. That last paragraph on Cardsfan is great. :lol:
 
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. For someone who wasn't even on TFF, he has carved out a role for himself on 1FF

FFS

Been getting on my tits trying to work out who he was on there
 

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He was on TFF, albeit very briefly I think.

Cards????
 

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Shoutbox tease c***.
"Well Known Member"
Our favourite mod after Paul Weller seems aggrieved about Dario Gradi's existence given we get huge player sales our friends in League Two Notts can only dream of.
Actually used to like this guy, but since moving to 1FF he's behaved consistently like a c***. Mugged me off numerous times in BishQuiz and abuses his Mod powers. Prick.


RavenBish (9+9+9+8+8+6+5+5+1+1)

It's the man who always has Cara Delevigne in his avatar that comes in 5th place. Everyone's second favourite twattish Italian behind Aldo Zilli, it's that boy RavenBish. He's got a new job you know?

Another absolute wastrel of a mod whose rise to power is utterly inexplicable, Bish is, plain and simple, a bit of a fucking oxygen-thieving shitcactus. He supports a shit team and is a moody little tosser about them all the time, and he is also a cricketslut and a US Sports scumbag.. He's also got a new job I think.

Bish is the man behind the eponymous quiz which is famed more for its FARCE than its excellence or upholding of any moral fibre. He also seems to have an opinion on everything, including his new job.

But the god damn worst thing about Bish is the fact that, someway, somehow, he knows absolutely everyone. Seriously, you can sack off 'Six Degrees of Bacon', because it's 'Two Degrees of Bish' in this neck of the woods. Pixie Lott? Friend of a friend. Every footballer ever? Went out in Loughborough once (who the fuck goes out in Loughborough?). Nelson Mandela? His rich dad knew his gardener. You name 'em, Bish knows 'em. Somehow. Just think, if he ever gets a job then one of his new colleagues might know one of Che Guevara's granddaughters.

Oh, and did you hear, he's got a new job as well. Bless him.
Ratio: 0.39. How do you sleep at night? New job.
 

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Haha. Top notch, Matthew Steadsmithers.

Shitcactus!!

Instant addition to my everyday vocabulary.
 
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Freakyteeth

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7th place (45 points, 7 lists)

No-one cares about your deadlift record. Prick.
Right arrogant, bellend. A constant WUM - and his inputs are always irritating and meaningless. Also - condones and jokes about woman beating. Scum.
Another one who thinks his views are gospel. Argues with anyone and everyone and boasted of his twitter porn escapades will his unwilling missus. Thinks he's fucking great because he goes to the gym and makes out he looks like Adonis. A fellow Spireite yes, nonetheless a c***.


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Ooohh, bit of malice in this one
 

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Reckoned Jake Bugg was his cousin on TFF.

That's because he fucking is :lol:

There's literally about 3 famous people I've claimed to know/have met on here and that's it. But I can deal with this, I've got an impenetrable hater barrier except for the c*** part about Cara Delevingne, take that back, never have that weird twat as my avatar.








I've got a new job.
 

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I'm starting to think that nobody actually voted for me. Surely I can't have upset enough people to finish top 4 above Ravenbish, Cards and SERNWA. Jesus christ.
 

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A moron who tries to disguise his opinions as wums.

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That Saltire received as many nominations as JoeJoeJoeJoe but received just one less than double the points says two things. 1) This forum doesn't mind racism and homophobia, and 2) Saltire is one of the six members of the forum whose shithousery ranks well above the rest. We're in a whole new ballpark here, sports fans.

It stunned me to find that the trying Scotsman has well over 2,500 posts on this here forum. The fourth-highest poster overall, and not a single post of any substance. I mostly tend to find him in the Premier League section personally, where he is often seen posting some utter guff about Liverpool or Brendan Rodgers in particular. He doesn't even only support Liverpool either, he supports Aberdeen (or some other no-mark Scottish team. Dundee?). Someone who supplements support of his local club with a random fandom of Liverpool? Fucking sickening.

But of course, it's not just the Premier League forum which Saltire tends to completely ruin. Even just today he has been seen in the 'Worldwide Football' section calling talkSPORT 'TalkShite', before complaining about Andy Murray's 'tough' draw in Wimbledon. He finished his day's posting off by sticking up for known racist Luis Suarez while using the :p emoticon. Essentially, Saltire is everyone's dad (except not mine because mine's still at the stop buying a loaf of bread and some milk. Only been 18 years now, daddy).

What I find most irritating about Saltire is how he's always fucking happy though. I've openly called him a massive c*** in the shoutbox before and he just fucking brushes it off, leaving me a confused and broken wreck while he carries on wreaking havoc throughout the forum. I expect him to be appointed admin within a week.​

Ratio: 0.16. At what point are we banning people for ratios like this?
 
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Freakyteeth

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That's because he fucking is :lol:

There's literally about 3 famous people I've claimed to know/have met on here and that's it. But I can deal with this, I've got an impenetrable hater barrier except for the c*** part about Cara Delevingne, take that back, never have that weird twat as my avatar.


I've got a new job.

Tell him one of his rhythm guitarists, the one who plays a sunburst gibson les paul is fucking dogshit and that departed user is available
 

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I'm not a fucking racist or a homophobe you fucking idiot Steady. You fucking idiot, you cretin. You're a fuckhead that's what you are. A fucking shithead.
 

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