JaseTheVillain
Martyr
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2015
- Messages
- 4,776
- Reaction score
- 1,756
- Points
- 113
- Location
- Walsall
- Supports
- Dr Tony's Villa Revolution
Salad Cream > Mayo.
Mayo on chips mmmmm
Mayo on chips mmmmm
Wifi on the bus
As opposed to the other types of train?A train on wheels
Speaking of corned beef, I just had a titanic to and fro battle with a tin of corned beef. Much tears and blood were spent but I did eventually access the perfect nectar within.
The bit that the key twists around just broke when I was twisting almost straight away. The tin opener didn't work, it only seemed to serve to anger the tin further. I tried to wedge a knife under the bit I had already opened and lift it up but the tin only laughed at my meager efforts. Eventually I got a screwdriver and a hammer and smashed at the small opening until the lid began to slowly but surely lever free. It was halfway off and I thought, here's my chance, so I hastily grabbed the lid and pulled with all my might. Tears came to my eyes as my index finger opened up with a decent sized slash. As I reached for the plasters, the tin sat there on the table the lid slightly ajar in a manner which could only be described as infuriating smugness. Angered, I grabbed the hammer, held the tin over the edge of the table and clobbered it till it eventually came lose. I thought about picking up the lid and putting it in the bin, but I decided to leave it there for the time being covered in specks of its own innards as a warning to any further corned beef tin revolts.
Oh, remind me to add corned fucking beef tins to the hate thread.
Corned Beef is horrible
Alex? That's SERNWA on a wind up. .God I love being departed user™
Right up the shitter next Friday
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONEGod I love being departed user™
Right up the shitter next Friday
Tbf, it does show that he's charging his phoneCHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
oh yeah. so it doesTbf, it does show that he's charging his phone
Good to hear mate.Getting a job. 5 months on the dole is enough. Especially since my benefits were running out on Friday!
The house in the middle of the M62. Always makes me smile when I drive past.
The thing I don't get is why the road planners had to be so spiteful that they'd build a lane either side of it. I will donate £5 to the forum (is that the price of a membership?) if anyone could give me a genuinly convincing reason why a home-owner in the middle of the countryside who refused to have their home destroyed then had to be surrounded by motorway, instead of have it on just one side?
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