JaseTheVillain
Martyr
- Joined
 - Jan 17, 2015
 
- Messages
 - 4,776
 
- Reaction score
 - 1,756
 
- Points
 - 113
 
- Location
 - Walsall
 
- Supports
 - Dr Tony's Villa Revolution
 
Salad Cream > Mayo.
								Mayo on chips mmmmm
Mayo on chips mmmmm
Wifi on the bus
As opposed to the other types of train?A train on wheels
Speaking of corned beef, I just had a titanic to and fro battle with a tin of corned beef. Much tears and blood were spent but I did eventually access the perfect nectar within.
The bit that the key twists around just broke when I was twisting almost straight away. The tin opener didn't work, it only seemed to serve to anger the tin further. I tried to wedge a knife under the bit I had already opened and lift it up but the tin only laughed at my meager efforts. Eventually I got a screwdriver and a hammer and smashed at the small opening until the lid began to slowly but surely lever free. It was halfway off and I thought, here's my chance, so I hastily grabbed the lid and pulled with all my might. Tears came to my eyes as my index finger opened up with a decent sized slash. As I reached for the plasters, the tin sat there on the table the lid slightly ajar in a manner which could only be described as infuriating smugness. Angered, I grabbed the hammer, held the tin over the edge of the table and clobbered it till it eventually came lose. I thought about picking up the lid and putting it in the bin, but I decided to leave it there for the time being covered in specks of its own innards as a warning to any further corned beef tin revolts.
Oh, remind me to add corned fucking beef tins to the hate thread.
	Corned Beef is horrible
Alex? That's SERNWA on a wind up.God I love being departed user™
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Right up the shitter next Friday
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.CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONEGod I love being departed user™
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Right up the shitter next Friday
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Tbf, it does show that he's charging his phoneCHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
oh yeah. so it doesTbf, it does show that he's charging his phone

Good to hear mate.Getting a job. 5 months on the dole is enough. Especially since my benefits were running out on Friday!
	The house in the middle of the M62. Always makes me smile when I drive past.
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	The thing I don't get is why the road planners had to be so spiteful that they'd build a lane either side of it. I will donate £5 to the forum (is that the price of a membership?) if anyone could give me a genuinly convincing reason why a home-owner in the middle of the countryside who refused to have their home destroyed then had to be surrounded by motorway, instead of have it on just one side?
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