Things We Like

[JaseTheVillain]

Salad Cream > Mayo.

 

[merseyboyred]

Vile and wrong. -1.

Goddamn you red.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Mayo on chips mmmmm

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Mayo on chips mmmmm

 

[Freakyteeth]

Mayo on chips mmmmm

Good call

Particularly mixed with a bit of ketchup, a la fancy sauce from Step Brothers

However nothing better than stumbling pissed into a takeaway on a night out and getting cheesy chips with burger sauce

what burger sauce actually is idk but holy fuck its delicious when you're smashed

 

[SUTSS]

Wifi on the bus

 

[HertsWolf]

Wifi on the bus

What's a bus?

 

[SUTSS]

A train on wheels

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

A train on wheels

As opposed to the other types of train?

 

[Stagat]

As opposed to the other types of train?

Yes.

 

[Oaf]

Speaking of corned beef, I just had a titanic to and fro battle with a tin of corned beef. Much tears and blood were spent but I did eventually access the perfect nectar within.

The bit that the key twists around just broke when I was twisting almost straight away. The tin opener didn't work, it only seemed to serve to anger the tin further. I tried to wedge a knife under the bit I had already opened and lift it up but the tin only laughed at my meager efforts. Eventually I got a screwdriver and a hammer and smashed at the small opening until the lid began to slowly but surely lever free. It was halfway off and I thought, here's my chance, so I hastily grabbed the lid and pulled with all my might. Tears came to my eyes as my index finger opened up with a decent sized slash. As I reached for the plasters, the tin sat there on the table the lid slightly ajar in a manner which could only be described as infuriating smugness. Angered, I grabbed the hammer, held the tin over the edge of the table and clobbered it till it eventually came lose. I thought about picking up the lid and putting it in the bin, but I decided to leave it there for the time being covered in specks of its own innards as a warning to any further corned beef tin revolts.

Oh, remind me to add corned fucking beef tins to the hate thread.

This is the stuff that nightmares are made out of.

 

[HertsWolf]

BBC Sport website showing next season's Premier League table in June, showing Villa and Bournemouth as second and third, respectively.
I predict this is the high point of both clubs' seasons.

 

[JimJams]

Not necessarily, they play each other on the opening day after all.

 

[HertsWolf]

Everyone Liam Neeson has killed

 

[Saddlerrad]

Corned Beef is horrible

MBR's post basically clarified it for you..but just in case....HAHA FUCK YOU.

 

[Dave-Vale]

God I love being departed user™

Right up the shitter next Friday

Alex? That's SERNWA on a wind up. .

 

[TomPNE94]

God I love being departed user™

Right up the shitter next Friday

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

 

[PaulHaddock]

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

Tbf, it does show that he's charging his phone

 

[TomPNE94]

Tbf, it does show that he's charging his phone

oh yeah. so it does

 

[mistermagic]

Getting a job. 5 months on the dole is enough. Especially since my benefits were running out on Friday!

 

[Cardsfan]

Getting a job. 5 months on the dole is enough. Especially since my benefits were running out on Friday!

Good to hear mate.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

KP Beef crisps.

Awesome.

 

[Luke Imp]

The A15 on Lincolnshire Show days (today and tomorrow).

Closed to non-show traffic but I join it from a back road so it only takes me about 30 mins to get to work as opposed to the normal 40/45 mins.

 

[eightiesrobin]

The house in the middle of the M62. Always makes me smile when I drive past.

 

[Habbinalan]

The house in the middle of the M62. Always makes me smile when I drive past.

 

[IanH]

The thing I don't get is why the road planners had to be so spiteful that they'd build a lane either side of it. I will donate £5 to the forum (is that the price of a membership?) if anyone could give me a genuinly convincing reason why a home-owner in the middle of the countryside who refused to have their home destroyed then had to be surrounded by motorway, instead of have it on just one side?

 

[Craig]

If God has a dog, it will no doubt be a Springer Spaniel.

 

[mnb089mnb]

The thing I don't get is why the road planners had to be so spiteful that they'd build a lane either side of it. I will donate £5 to the forum (is that the price of a membership?) if anyone could give me a genuinly convincing reason why a home-owner in the middle of the countryside who refused to have their home destroyed then had to be surrounded by motorway, instead of have it on just one side?

It's too steep at that point.

"They couldn't build the eastbound carriageway as high as the westbound carriageway. They just kept getting landslips and one thing and another. So they decided to part the motorway and managed to save the building. That's the only reason it's still here."

 

[mnb089mnb]

I did a 24 hour race earlier this month (I was sensible enough to do it in a team). And I foolishly set up tent next to the course. All I could hear when trying to nap at 5am was people's feet pounding past my head and the sounds of their grunting and panting. I guess the sound of traffic may be a little more soothing.

 

[mnb089mnb]

I like this video. It's over ten years old now.