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    PL shit that doesn't need it's own thread.

    Premier League Manager Anagrams; Josep Guardiola = Aguero Pip Lad Jose Mourinho = Hoes Ruin Mojo Antonio Conte = No Contain Toe. Jurgen Klopp = Kelp Jug Porn. Arsène Wenger = Renews Anger. Mauricio Pochettino = Heroic Cat Into Opium. Sean Dyche = Cash Needy. Claude Puel = Cue Dull Ape. Marco...
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    Cobblers v Wombles

    RefWatch; Ref for Cobblers game is Sasha Grey, 21, from California. Hardworking lady - my extensive research has discovered that she's worked as a babysitter, secretary, nurse, librarian, dental assistant, and babysitter again. Reffed Cobblers once; 1-1 draw with the Playboy Bunnies in the cup...
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    Fleetwood v Wombles.

    Since I got to lazy to do RefWatch back in March we've not won a game (P11, D5, L6), so to please the Football Gods and to ensure a glorious win on Saturday here's; RefWatch; Ref for Fleetwood game is John Brooks, 27, from Melton Mowbray, a tiny town in the midlands where the locals are so...
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    Cods v Wombles

    Love your match reports on SW19 Army, Slow Train. Please keep doing them!
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    Wombles v Cobblers.

    RefWatch; Ref for Cobblers game is Nigel Miller, 57, a huge arsed ex-cop from Durham. Terrifying looking chap - huge, bald, and has the scariest head in the football league. He has a softer side though, being heavily involved in the local theater scene - says it's 'in his blood'. That's...
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    Yorkshire Pudding v Strawberries & Ice Cream

    RefWatch; Ref for Blades game (P13 since '79, W4 D3 L6 ) is David Webb, 39, from Wearside. FL ref since 99, and mainly does L1 & L2 games. Loves reffing, he won the coveted 'Golden Whistle' refs award last season, which is just like Fr Ted's 'Golden Cleric', but much, much gayer. Points are...
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    Match thread 24th-29th includes cup games.

    KettleWatch; The Football Gods know that Gills fans are devastated because Deadly Darren Deadman isn't coming to the Priestfield tomorrow, so to make up for it they're sending Trevor there on Saturday instead. Loves Gills (I've heard he adores the fabled Gillingham nightlife); reffed them 16...
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    Match Day Match Day 20th-21st

    RefWatch; Ref for Chesterfield game (played 4 times at Saltergate/Proact since '79; lost 2-0 three times & drew one 0-0) is Eddie Ilderton, 47, from Newcastle. FL ref since 2002 & works as a cop in Nottingham. Very laid back, he took charge of our 2-2 draw with Accy in the play off second leg in...
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    Season so far- Who looks like promotion/relegation candidates and why?

    Seeing as this forum seems to be getting quieter as the season goes on (there's more action in a frannies Y-fronts), to liven things up next season I'd like to see; -Rotherham down & Carlisle up; just so SERNWA & Carver can be together. It'll be like living in Ancient Greece & watching...
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    Match Day Wobbling Wombles v Soaring Oxen.

    RefWatch; Ref for Bogey Team Oxford (P6 at home since '09 as AFC - W0 D1 L5, F1 A10, & P6 as WFC between '80 & '87 - W1 D2 L3, F9 A12) is Mark Haywood, 47, from West Yorkshire. Works as a development Officer for West Riding FA. FL ref since '06. Says all the Yorkshire refs get on well because...
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    Refereeing Standards

    No mate, they've been this brilliant for years.
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    Match Day FA Cup Third Round - Sat 7th & Sun 8th.

    RefWatch; Ref for Sutton game (played two PSF at Ganders Green & lost both; 4-0 in our very first game as AFC on 10th July '02, and 1-0 a year later) is Keith Stroud, 47, a business manager from Bournemouth. Huge Luton fan, poor bastard. FL ref since '04, and was a Premier League ref for 3 years...
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    Match Day Laughing Gas v Wobbling Wombles.

    RefWatch; Ref for Gas game (played 4 times at the Mem, lost every one) is Brett Huxtable, 31, a builder from Devon. First season as a FL ref. Sounds like something out of a Mark Twain novel and looks like it too - all crooked yellow teeth, fat belly and dreadful ginger hair. Says his tradesman...
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    Leyton's Latest v Crawley Conumdrums

    10 yellows & a dodgy pen - that's the Trevor we know & love! How was he today?
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    Leyton's Latest v Crawley Conumdrums

    Santa's sent you O's fans a lovely Christmas gift to round off a brilliant year at Brisbane Road, cos Trevor Kettle's coming to town - the perfect end to a wonderful year at Orient. What's it been, 14 defeats in 25 games at home in 2016?

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