Man United v Bournemouth

[AFCB_Mark]

A security firm left the 'bomb' behind after a drill in the week
Well, least it's nothing sinister.
Tinpot United.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Hopefully the security firm do the decent thing and compensate the supporters the money they spent on travel.

 

[PDS]

"Hey Tim, we had 5 of these training bombs when we started but we only have four now"
"Ah don't worry, I'm sure it will turn up, nobody will notice, let's go to the pub"

Fucking bellends.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Simon Stone‏@sistoney67
Been told Utd will refund all ticket holders and then offer free entry to them. Applies to both sides. Will cost around £3m.

Fair play.

 

[Nilsson]

Must say, I haven't laughed so much at a news story than I did today. Thanks to Manchester United PLC for cheering me up.

What a sad fucking life you must have.

 

[Hank]

If the training device has been there for a number of days, why wasn't it found earlier?

 

[silkyman]

This was a big seller today, apparently..

 

[silkyman]

If the training device has been there for a number of days, why wasn't it found earlier?

Meh. Why check security before there's 75000 in the ground...

 

[silkyman]

What a sad fucking life you must have.

Bet you piss yourself at #emptyhad

 

[citylee]

This was a big seller today, apparently..

hahahahahahahaha that is hilarious. where can i buy one?

 

[DarkSithLord]

Fucking hell. Struggling to work out who is the biggest twat in this thread. Silkyman or G Dragon.

And I am astounded that some believe The "conspiracy theory" that Man Utd did this on purpose (for some kind of non-existent competitive advantage)

 

[Nilsson]

Bet you piss yourself at #emptyhad

Not as much as piss myself at you blocking people on a forum, don't you claim to be a father? Grow up you c***.

 

[JimJams]

And I am astounded that some believe The "conspiracy theory" that Man Utd did this on purpose (for some kind of non-existent competitive advantage)

You serious?

 

[Stevencc]

Fucking hell. Struggling to work out who is the biggest twat in this thread. Silkyman or G Dragon.

And I am astounded that some believe The "conspiracy theory" that Man Utd did this on purpose (for some kind of non-existent competitive advantage)

Silkyman is a twat - this is common knowledge.

G-Dragon just laughed at United for failing to get Champions League football, though. What's wrong with that? We'll be doing the same if they lose the Europa League final.

 

[smat]

Not as much as piss myself at you blocking people on a forum, don't you claim to be a father? Grow up you c***.

been drinking mate?

 

[DarkSithLord]

You serious?

Yep there is some low life idiots who actually genuinely believe that on twitter. Its unreal.

 

[Nilsson]

been drinking mate?

I ain't your fucking mate!

 

[DarkSithLord]

And it seems this is not the first time something like this has happened - http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...nder-sees-fake-bomb-left-at-wolves-big-match/

 

[silkyman]

Bizarre because there wasn't any competitive advantage. City had to lose. United had to win. That's all there was to it. There was no nuance to it so there was no advantage to knowing the other result early.

 

[silkyman]

I ain't your fucking mate!

5th really fucking hurts, eh?

 

[silkyman]

Fucking hell. Struggling to work out who is the biggest twat in this thread. Silkyman or G Dragon.

Elaborate, please..

 

[Stevencc]

Give it to him straight, DarkSithLord.

 

[DarkSithLord]

BREAKING: Today's abandoned fixture between #mufc and Bournemouth will be played on Tuesday 17 May at 20:00 BST.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

I ain't your fucking mate!

lol smat has no mates

 

[TheArtfulDodger]

Imagine being so scared of Bournemouth that you plant a fake bomb to get it called off...

 

[silkyman]

Not as much as piss myself at you blocking people on a forum, don't you claim to be a father? Grow up you c***.

Amazingly, this is still the funniest thing I've read all day.

The bitterness and hurt is strong with this one!

 

[mnb089mnb]

Imagine being so scared of Bournemouth that you plant a fake bomb to get it called off...

And then logon to 1FF to call silkyman a c*** and tell Smat he had no mates.

 

[TheArtfulDodger]

Simon Stone‏@sistoney67
Been told Utd will refund all ticket holders and then offer free entry to them. Applies to both sides. Will cost around £3m.

Fair play.

That's very good of them, although I imagine they will be suing the security firm who did this. In a way it's kind of a nice, funny end to the season. Apart from for Bournemouth fans.

 

[Stevencc]

Nilsson - Silkyman just called you bitter. That's like Myra Hindley saying you are "bad with kids". Are you going to take that?

 

[silkyman]

https://twitter.com/karavanpark/status/731961906303504386