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I just think that things have PERFORMANCE ENHANCING STEROIDS out of control.

Edit: Think that one needs work.
 

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I just think that things have PERFORMANCE ENHANCING STEROIDS out of control.

Edit: Think that one needs work.
Oh good. You're here. Now we can resume this book thing.
 

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Oh good. You're here. Now we can resume this book thing.

I don't get it. What's that got to do with bikes?

(but seriously, great! Was hoping that wouldn't die with TFF...)
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Derailleur have to keep up these bike jokes? Enough! I have spoke(n)
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Asking politely, is it at all possible you can stop making jokes up?
 

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Next day Lucy says, "my brother had chicken pocks and it was contagious".

Paul says, "Foot and mouth was contagious for cows".

Harry says "my mummy asked daddy to paint the hall but it’s taking the contagious".
 

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.........................Said King William.
 

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I'm not too good at having relationships. I like sensible women. I was dating this one girl - we went to a nice restaurant, then she asked me back to her place for coffee. I thought "Yeah, I'm in there!" Then she says to me "You must know, I don't sleep with a guy until I've known him for 6 months."

I said "That's cool, that's very sensible of you. Just gimme a call in 6 months, yeah?"

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My friend recently joined a social network in a village on the south coast of England near Chichester.

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No. Facebook.
 

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These are fucking terrible :D
 
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I asked a Frenchman if he could tell me the name of the Nintendo console with motion detection..

He said Oui.
 

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So, after 44 years, The Sun has decided to do away with page 3. And presumably page 4, since it's on the other side.
 

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I was giving a talk to a room of English, French, Spanish and German people, and a group of four were behind a pillar. I shouted over to check the presentation was visible.

Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

So that was ok
 

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